Say again?
I'm fed up with Bath having such a short name! I want it to have a moniker like the remote south-west Welsh village that has recently been 'renamed' by its citizens as a protest to a wind farm.
They have transformed Llanfynydd into Llanhyfryddawelllehynafolybarcudprindanfygythiadtrienusyrhafnauole by simply hanging a new name over the name sign at the entrance to the village.
The militant organisation, known as the Community of Llanfynydd Against Wind-Power Station (or, more menacingly Claws) is hoping the 24 hour renaming will garner support for their cause. The 66 letter word apparently means? "A quiet beautiful village, an historic place with rare Kite under threat from wretched blades".
And so I begin my campaign to rename Bath. But what could it be "A beautiful city, an historic place with fine pubs under threat by obese female tourists determined to have their thongs rising up from their hipsters like an obscene phoenix gasping for breath after being released from two wobbly, potato-sack-like buttocks."
Well, I think it's fair. Let the world tremble before the might of BATWF (Bath Against Thong Wearing Fatties)!
They have transformed Llanfynydd into Llanhyfryddawelllehynafolybarcudprindanfygythiadtrienusyrhafnauole by simply hanging a new name over the name sign at the entrance to the village.
The militant organisation, known as the Community of Llanfynydd Against Wind-Power Station (or, more menacingly Claws) is hoping the 24 hour renaming will garner support for their cause. The 66 letter word apparently means? "A quiet beautiful village, an historic place with rare Kite under threat from wretched blades".
And so I begin my campaign to rename Bath. But what could it be "A beautiful city, an historic place with fine pubs under threat by obese female tourists determined to have their thongs rising up from their hipsters like an obscene phoenix gasping for breath after being released from two wobbly, potato-sack-like buttocks."
Well, I think it's fair. Let the world tremble before the might of BATWF (Bath Against Thong Wearing Fatties)!
posted by Cavan Scott at
9:47 am
1 Comments:
You've been lurking around the town centre during your lunch breaks again - haven't you? Personally I prefer the freshness of the towns name having just 4 letters in it.
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Carlton, at 12:29 pm
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