Badminton

And lo it came to pass that Steve Gallagher, out-going Deputy Art Editor on Future Kids did thrash Cav Scott at Badminton, 7 games to nil.

And verify Cav did sayest to himself 'stone me, I'm a big bloated, out of shape gimp' before helping himself to another bowl of jelly and cream when he dids't get home.

Yet for some reason not knowest to man he did offer to play said victor again next Monday.

What a fool he is.

C