Tenth Planet

So scientists have discovered a Tenth Planet in the solar system. Designated 2003 UB313, it is 3,000km across, made up of rock and ice and somewhat larger than Pluto. According to the beeb, scientists say it is three times as far away as Pluto, in an orbit at an angle to the orbits of the other plane.

Are these boffins mad? Haven't they seen the classic 1966 William Hartnell of Doctor Who 'The Tenth Planet'. Let's just consider the facts... A previously unknown tenth planet, that is icy and barren on a bizarre orbit? Check! Then we know what's going to happen. Bonkers aliens with ski-masks, tin-foil suits and car-lamps on their bonces are going to invade. Run for the hills...

If they decide to call UB313 Mondas, I'm booking myself on the next coach to Alpha Centuri...





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