The Cuddly Toys from Hell!

Want to terrorise your god-daughter? Ensure your nephew never sleeps again? Well thanks to Carnivalia you now can!

Imagine their little faces as they settle down with the world's first conjoined twin cuddly title delightfully entitled 'I Will East You In Your Sleep.' Awww bless. As the website says 'This body bears four arms, three legs, two heads, and a fetching hump.'

If that doesn't ensure that they have nightmares then why not buy them a cuddly Bathomet? Yes, they can have a special little friend in the form of a goat-faced, demon from the pits of hades, complete with his own 'inverted pentagram that is often invoked as Baphomet's sigil'. Lovely. I bet when the Templar knights were being burnt alive at the stake for worshipping this bad boy they would never have thought he would be rubbing shoulders with Barbie and a Teletubby!

And there were people thinking that a 'Stitch' doll was scary!