The Snog of Zorro

Popped along to the Legend of Zorro press-screening on Friday.

Quite an enjoyable old fashioned romp to be told. I still like Campbell as a director and hope he can save Casino Royale and Bond from whatever fresh hell they are dragging it into.

However, one thing did marr my enjoyment of an otherwise interesting diversion;

Everytime Banderas and Zeta-Jones snogged it looked like they were trying to eat each other's face. At some points I thought I was still watching Land of the Dead. Haven't these two heard that passion doesn't neccessarily mean you have to cram as much as possible of your partner's fizzog into your own gob?

The last time I kissed like that I was 15 and made Tracy Buntin choke down at youth club. She dumped me soon after.

Perhaps I would have gotten away with it if I had been wearing a mask!