That Dalek Emperor is a nasty bit of work...

So we discover at the end of the latest series of Doctor Who that the Dalek Emperor has been kidnapping game-show contestants and mutating them into Daleks. Pretty nasty until you discover just what he's been up to since the Doctor and Rose finished off the Dalek army.

Prepare yourself for a shock, because due to evidence recently found at Ebay the Emperor's only gone and abducted the Robinson Jam Golly to spawn a new breed of pepperpot nasties. They've been telling us for years that racially stereotypical anachronisms like the Golly are dangerous but up to now I've never believed them!

Is no-one safe?