Warnings for really stupid people!
Apparently sun-kissed surfers in Malibu have been warned by a free pamphlet handed out at the beach that they should, are you ready for this, "NEVER GO TO THE BEACH TO WATCH FOR, OR SURF, A TSUNAMI WAVE!"
No? Really? Dude, that blows!!
This has got to be one of the most obvious warnings of all time. If you're stupid enough to try and surf a tsunami I doubt you'd even be able to read the pamhlet.
What's next, posters warning people that it is quite bad to Bungy Jump of bridges without tying one of those pieces of elastic around your legs?
"REMEMBER - NEVER TRY TO STOP A SPEEDING TRAIN WITH YOUR HEAD!"
"ON NO ACCOUNT SHOULD YOU TRY OPEN-HEART SURGERY ON YOURSELF WHILE DRUNK!"
"NEVER USE LIVE PIRANAS AS SEX TOYS!"
"WARNING! NEVER TRY TO BURN OFF UNWANTED NASAL HAIR USING A BLOWTORCH!"
Can you think of anymore kids?
posted by Cavan Scott at
9:07 pm
3 Comments:
Warning: Electricity is not a toy. Unless Atomic Kitten are listening. And if you are, a toaster makes a great replacement for a rubber duckie.
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Lee, at 12:39 pm
Do not urinate on the third rail
Do not gargle with battery acid
Superman pajamas will not allow you to fly
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protected static, at 11:56 pm
Don't eat beans when you're in public and there isn't a washroom nearby.
Fire is your friend. It burns you just as well as the best insult your friend can possibly think of.
Children are not footballs.
Don't tell "dead baby" or "Helen Keller" jokes. They will cause your soul to abandon you.
Put the toilet seat back down when women are present in the house, or else you will be very sorry. And always remember to flush. Always, ALWAYS flush!
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Anonymous, at 1:46 am
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